Fatty Wants to Get Married

You have got to be kidding me people! I guess I could have some sort of compassion or something for a man who weighs 50+ stone, but I think I’m just gonna sit here and wonder why someone wants to pass on the genes of a horribly obese man. There are days when our species gets stronger, like when the Jiffy Lube catches fire or a wreck ends up in the infield at a NASCAR race, but more often then not, stupid people procreate. Kill me now.