I sort of want to make a podcast…but, I’m really boring and not clever. In other words, a Bill Simmons podcast, (hey-ohhh). That’s a reference Eckert won’t get. But, he’ll still think the BS report would be stupid because it’s about sports.

Why am I getting such a wild hair up my arse about a podcast? For some reason, I want to show Mix 103 mastermixer, Mark Jensen, what a great talent I could be for the 15 people that listen to the York radio station. Him and his stupid website and stupid Lloyd designing it with news for a broadcast medium that plays easy listening music 22 hours out of the day.

I think I’ll just stick to my blog…the blog I update once every three months.

Fatty Wants to Get Married

You have got to be kidding me people! I guess I could have some sort of compassion or something for a man who weighs 50+ stone, but I think I’m just gonna sit here and wonder why someone wants to pass on the genes of a horribly obese man. There are days when our species gets stronger, like when the Jiffy Lube catches fire or a wreck ends up in the infield at a NASCAR race, but more often then not, stupid people procreate. Kill me now.

YNT forum thread about the seperation of church and state

Lloyd and I started getting into it about the separation of church and state. I basically started the conversation saying how the Christmas displays that York used to have that were super creepy were taken down because of the separation thing (even though it wasn’t true, and I knew that).

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Note: This isn’t mine, but it might as well be

It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE.

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Christian Guy Totally Owns Mormons

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CNN article

Where am I gonna get my news now that The Daily Show is gonna be “on strike”? F-you everybody. The only non-crazy news organization is “held down” by comedy writers. Well, kiss mine!

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The University of Nebraska has finally made a decision with it’s athletic program that has long been overdue.
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