Call of Duty 5: Attack Dogs

This is so cool you don’t even know.

cod dogsCall of Duty: World of Warfare is a military first-person shooter set during World War II. It has online capabilities where you play against anybody across the world. In the online setting, if you get 7 straight “kills” without a death, you have the opportunity to call on your attack dogs. If you have them called on you, they are rotweillers and if you or a teammate call them they are german shepherds.

I think this is really cool. It must be a historical fact that attack dogs were used on the front line or else there would be no reason for them to be in the game. Defending yourself against the dogs isn’t too hard because they jump at you, but they are fast.

The really awful (therefore funny) part about this is that the preferred way to kill the dogs is stabbing them. War isn’t pretty and animals are included. They give out this guttural yelp that would make you absolutely cringe if you heard it in the outside world. It’s so realistic to me that I believe that PETA is up in arms about this so-called “animal cruelty”. How could they not be? They seem to raise cain over seemingly trivial things. It disguises the actual good work they might do.

You know what I say? Eat THAT you dumb video game dog!

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2 Responses to “Call of Duty 5: Attack Dogs”

  1. eckert Says:

    they are just dogs. who cares? stab them all.

  2. BOB Says:

    ITS CALLED WORLD AT WAR RETARDZ

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