In this modern world with men looking at beauty products just as much as women. Which then leads me onto the big question of what might think of hair removal cream for men. Just one last question then do you prefer men to be non hairy or non hairy?
I tweeted about this at one time and so many women got in touch with their answers it was unreal. What do you reckon was the most common reply? Well it was a near even stevens to be fair. It was really the older women though that wanted the hairy guy.
My mates were all getting rid of their hair, so I thought I would join them. What a nightmare that was lol. I decided not to go with the razor option because there was just too much hair involved. So I just thought I would give hair removal cream a whirl instead. I am not sure what it was to be fair, but maybe it was veet or something like that. I jumped into the shower and slapped this stuff all over the place. Apart from the family jewels and legs, I slapped it on my hands, arms, chest and stomach. Family jewels huh, don’t stick it there could be painful as anything.
I patiently waited the 8 mins it said to, having a good little sing song to myself. Then on the whistle I got the spachelor out and whipped it all off. Well by the time I got to the last bit stupid me didn’t realise that the rest of me probably had about 15 minutes instead of 8.
Oh boy did I regret that later. Oooh my poor nipskies were stinging like anything afterwards. I won’t bother mentioning the massive clumps of hair stuck to the shower basin neither. Man it took absolutely ages to clean it to the wives standards. My skin was really sore and burning though, so then I chucked some of the wives cocoa butter on to cool it off.
I hadn’t seen myself still at this point, so I threw myself in front of the mirror to have a proper look. It really did look odd, after all I had a thick carpet everywhere, now I looked like a freshly plucked chicken breast. Went downstairs to show the wife and she was in histerics laughing at me.
After a few days of looking at myself though, the look did grow on me and I was really happy with it in the end as was the wife. Now the burning had stopped I was more than happy. So to sum everything up. I like being non hairy and so if your interested in hair removal cream then give it a good go. Male grooming is cool so get yourself a look the women will love. When I get a bit of free time in the future I will tell you my story about waxing, it is well funny honest.